This article has to be from the Onion or Babylon Bee...best quote in there is that Joey wants to be a park ranger.
I agree Merlino. Park rangers are cops who have jurisdiction in a park instead of the streets. No way would they give felon that job, and no way would a guy like Merlino want it anyway. The average ranger in NJ State Forests couldn't tell you much about the plants or animals, but they can sure write you a ticket!
