I wanted a tattoo when I was 14 or 15, but I passed--if I'd gotten one, my folks would have turned me into a little heap of dust.

Here in this part of AZ, only federal or state prisoners have more ink than the locals.

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.