Just got home & my wife found me in my mancave w/ my dog & a pint of Jim Beam Apple watching the Flinstones on ME TV & started flippin'out about how she was a sleep & I didn't make dinner...I thought it was one of those "fend 4 ur self nights"..I made myself a grilled cheese & bacon..she was asleep..Am I wrong??what the fuck??..why am I gettin' yelled at?....sometimes marriage blows.. only once in a while ..lol......


I didn't want to leave blood on your carpet...