You know how it goes, you and your buddies take a 4 1/2 hour car trip to buy $100 worth of pot from a guy, then shoot him but don't take the weed or his money.


All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?