A: Carlito to Dave after he found out he ripped Tony T off

Here’s a fresh one.....
Q: what boat Charlie? Huh? What......boat????? What......boat.......are you talking about??????? Ok fine..... 👛🚶‍♀️

Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES