A: Sour guy in bar to Ace about nice 🖊.

Q: you — you mess me up over there again and I’ll stick you in a hole in the filthy desert! Get over there and apologize!!


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES