I used to always dislike that zaum zaum zaum zaum Car commercial with that kid in the suit by the side of the road.

The one I can’t stand now is that chilly cow ice cream commercial with the people crying.

Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES