Sounds like
A: Jerry just talking on stage

Assuming I’m right
Q: what the f(boop) are you doing you little piece of sh(boop)?!?!?!?

Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES