Here's another winner from The Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:

"A 28 year old man has been booked into the county jail on felony allegations of furnishing harmful materials to a 16-year-old girl.
"The harmful materials were unsolicited and inappropriate pictures sent through social media, including a photo of the suspect's genitals, which can be easily identified because he has 'Fun Size' tattooed on it, according to a police report."

You can't make this stuff up.