Hate? That's easy. For me, it seems to have more to do with characters I don't care for rather than the product itself.

Any Chevy commercial with this guy:

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All those Fios commercials with the Stranger Things kid:

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Enough with him. Seriously. He's become 2018's answer to Mason Reese.

Finally the ever-obnoxious Verizon ads:

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If the folks who created this ad campaign were looking to create a truly grating, annoying character, they succeeded beyond their wildest nightmares. He's boring and tiresome and he's seen his day. Time to ditch Middleditch.

Those are three off the top of my head.


Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."