Carlin was pretty good. Sometimes I quote him in my classes.

But, you know what's missing today among comedians? Impressionists. Hardly anyone does impressions anymore. There used to be comedians whose entire acts were impressions.

Along with the flowers, where have all the impressionists gone?


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."