Originally Posted by ralphie_cifaretto
Originally Posted by Michael_Giovanni
I had a dream last night I was driving around Joe Ligambi and he was schooling me on the ways of the Philly mob. Fucking weird. What I get for going to bed sober.


I've had many dreams about being a mobster. One time I was a capo in the Gambino family very close to Jackie Nose. I was basically running his crew and making sure everything was running smooth. Another time I was an up and coming associate working closely with Nicky Scarfo. He showed me how to stab guys without actually killing them right away. 'Gotta keep 'em conscious' he´d say.. I realizee these dreams sounds pretty sick, but at least they're just dreams. I'd never break the law in reaility.


Jesus Christ Almighty. I sincerely hope you're trolling. This is the same guy who said "I would rather watch my 4-year-old son get torn to pieces by hungry lions than rat."