A: Remo to Frank Marino about Tony Dogs shooting up his bar.

Here's a fresh one.....

Q: look at the beaut they put in now. Did Sherbert send you in here to rob me? Huh? Been beating all the customers tonight? Huh? Been knocking everyone's d*c* in the dirt tonight? Huh? Hit me!


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES