Originally Posted by The Italian Stallionette
Heck, I'm old enough to remember when myself and ladies from the office during our lunch break went looking for a copy of the Cosmopolitan, just to see the centerfold of Bert.


If anyone has the desire to see him bare of everything except his toupee eek , Burt's centerfold is probably posted loads of places on the Net.


Signor V.


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"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

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"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

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