Heck, I'm old enough to remember when myself and ladies from the office during our lunch break went looking for a copy of the Cosmopolitan, just to see the centerfold of Bert.
If anyone has the desire to see him bare of everything except his toupee , Burt's centerfold is probably posted loads of places on the Net.
Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"