When clubs like Brighton and Fulham are spending >60m on players you know there is something seriously wrong with football.

With the amount Everton have spent in this window, there is simply no excuse for challenging for a Champions League place. I mean, Tottenham have spent nothing, Man United have spent next to nothing.

Liverpool, too, have had more than enough time to work out the kinks in their squad. They really should be challenging for the title.

It's kind of weird that a Premier League season is starting without Arsene Wenger.

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