Suicidal failures. Yep, these people exist. Here is a note from a guy that failed at everything in life including suicide.

I'm tired of this way of life, my patience has expried
I'm barely just 20 but my life I will retire
I went down to a rifle store, I bought myself a gun
I point it at my head but I couldn't get the job done
I'm a suicidal failure, I've got to get some help
I have suicidal tendencies but I can't kill myself
I took all my mother's sleeping pills
I jumped off a freeway bridge
I drank three kinds of poison
And drove my car off a ridge
I beat myself with a bat
Put a noose around my head
I overdosed on heroin
But I'm still not dead