I had to resurrect this thread with another story from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:
https://www.abc15.com/news/region-p...-officer-tried-to-pull-over-dps-troopers


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.