You know, I sort of now remember why I actually wrote real reviews, for money, most of the time anyway now.

Oh Hagen, if you continue this thought process evolution of yours, you'll end up like Capo: Lots of great words, but little if any that actually connect logic to review-readers themselves.

Besides, when I'm done with my BLACK DAHLIA review, I'll show why it fucks HOLLYWOODLAND up its melodramatic ass.