Happy Passover! Don’t forget to put rams blood on your doorpost tonight, unless your first born is an asshole.
The next day:
"Look at that! What is that? Blood? I can't get it off. I tried asking my neighbors about it, but they're either packing up to leave or making funeral plans. I was supposed to have a buyer look at my place today. He took one look at the blood and left. Now what do I do? Insurance won't cover it. I tried everything: Oxyclean, Mr. Clean, Brillo Pads. Nothing works. Madonne!
Last edited by olivant; 03/30/1801:45 PM.
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