Originally Posted by OakAsFan
Originally Posted by Aces
Home depot, JP morgan, starbucks, comcast, disney, walmart, apple, and a shit load of other companies just announced increasing wages and hiring more people. Also giving bonuses.


Teenagers across the nation are celebrating.


Oak, what not was said, was some of those new hirings will be for older members who are about 5 to 10 years from collecting their social security. Home Depot and Ace Hardware have an average age of 45 depending on which store you go to, while I can see Lowes and Wal-Mart hiring more teenagers. JP Morgan hires college graduates mostly. Most teenagers have summer jobs, while some have part time jobs throughout the year, while some don't work, due to their parents being loaded, drug users, or doing crime.


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