My bartender used to make a fortune from me.

I tip my mail man 50 to 60 dollars on Christmas because you have to sign for a lot of stuf I buy. He signs my name and puts it in my back yard.

My garbage men does a lot of favors for me I live in Brooklyn. So I always tip them well. Plus they really appreciate it.

I collect things so you have to sign for everything. I can go away and not worry about it.

My son an daughter both live in New Jersey they have to bring the garbag out or they won’t take it. Fuck that shit. I told them grease them once in a while they will do what ever you want.


only the unloved hate