Couldn't resist sending this along from our local paper. Innovation in police sleuthing: burglar tripped up by turd:
https://www.dcourier.com/news/2017/aug/09/accused-burglar-doesnt-flush-toilet-leaves-dna-pol/

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.