Ya'll may have heard or read about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently closing to the public a couple of the state's beaches supposedly for budgetary reasons. However, he was photographed with his family relaxing on one of those closed beaches.

Well, that's not the whole story. Apparently some college kids who had not heard about the closing were on the beach. They noticed what they thought was a stranded whale on the beach and rushed to help it get back in the water. Alas, the whale turned out to be Chris Christie.


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."