What ever you do just don't eat pizza with a knife and folk if you do you are a barbarian. Here is how you eat it. Never eat it in an expensive suit instead take it home. Wear an under wear shirt the ones with no sleeves so work out so you look good while eating make sure you wear a 3400 dollar movado. If you were shot in the face by a cop as a kid and survived. Don't take your false teeth out to eat.

I am going to put that on my tomb stone if I ever die.