You are so right. Digital Dons and Gmail Gangsters are very important for the FBI to keep track of.

Obviously I offended you yesterday when I came into your place of employment and didn't show you the proper respect. Today I will come in and order my Double Quarter Pounder and Shamrock shake and say "Please and thank you." I know you are "close to things" and heard Vinne Asaro comes through your drive through line at least once a week.