In desperation (similar to jumping out a third story window if the building is on fire) I might buy and eat a frozen pizza. Madonne! Why do so? I hardly ever even buy a pizza from Dominoes or some such place (again, out of desperation) let alone a frozen pizza.


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."