The Baudanza brothers, Joe and Carmine. Took Carmine years and years, but he got there eventually.

The Fama brothers, Danny and Lee. (Not Gary though, that's never going to happen.)

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?