Ray: Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with?

Jimmy: The blacks, man. That’s obvious.

Ray: But what about the Pakistanis?

Jimmy: The blacks.

Ray: What about… Think of a hard one. What about the Vietnamese?

Jimmy: The blacks!

Ray: Well, I’m definitely fighting with the blacks if they’ve got the Vietnamese. So, hang on. Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting against all the black midgets in the world?

Jimmy: Yeah.

Ray: That would make a good film!


All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?