Well Kiffin and his wife are actually divorced, so you might have a chance....haha (well I think it hasn't totally went through but they have filed)

As for our coaching staff I agree Sark was the "real" brilliant mind behind the USC machine in the early 2000's without a doubt. Had he not been partying he is still coaching USC.

Binnie our DB's coach is Derrick Ansley, it is his first year here but Coach Saban has been the bonafide DB coach since he came here. As for our special teams coach, he is famed RB coach Burton Burns as you can imagine is well liked here. This is his first year coaching special teams as Bobby Williams (ex-Michigan State coach and assistant under Saban there) moved to an off the field job this year.