Originally Posted By: Moe_Tilden
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Hey, Pizza Boy. I know it's you...


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"Pizza Boy"? I'm not a Pizza Boy. I'm an accountant. From right here in Bentonville, Arkansas. I have a wife and kids. I attend the rotary club every week. I enjoy crossword puzzles and knitting. I know nothing of this Gambino family you speak of.


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.... I never mentioned the Gambino family.


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OK. You got me. It's me, Pizza Boy. All my lies. My web of deceit. It's all come back to haunt me.... *drops to his knees and cries* The FBI gave me this new identity.


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"Thompson". Do I look like a Thompson to you? Sounds like a shmuck.


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Can't even get good Braciola down here. The feds make me eat stew and meatloaf. They wouldn't know a good meal if it bit them on their narrow asses.


Pizza Boy's adventures in Arkansas continue next week. Right here on the Gangster BB Channel.


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