I'm spending the weekend here in N.Y. My friends and I were taking a subway from Manhattan to queens. I having a conversation with a guy on the train. Everything was going well. Then, he asks me if I'm from the red or blue part of Florida. When my answer to the question he asked want the answer he wanted, this fucking guy flipped his lid. "You seemed like such a good guy. But I was right, Florida is the bottom of the barrel of this country. You guys have no clue about how the world works." I asked him if he referred to himself as oaks fan. I was wrong. Just some other 300 pound gay guy.