Yeah, that's how I feel about Italians. Remember when John Gotti got convicted, his henchmen caused a riot outside the Federal Building and when he beat a couple of other raps those Dagos were dancing in the street, shooting off fireworks, and partying. You just can't trust them; they stick together and support all kinds of murder and mayhem. We should round up all those Italians. Oh wait. I'm Italian.

Never mind.


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