I get a call from my older brother Ralphie yesterday he is almost 80. I stopped talking to him almost a year ago. He has words with my oldest son and wants me to tell a grown man to apologize to him. I told him my son is a 45 year old man it's between you and him not me.

So he gets upset with me and tells me he won't talk to me again. I said that up to you.

He called to tell me he had a triple bypass a month a go. He is okay now he was walking and stuff last week. He was always a weak willed person. I guess he thought he was going to die so he wanted to get back on speaking terms with me again.

I ask him if he got laid since he has been home. He tells me no. So I ask him did you get the nurses to jerk you off doing the bed bath. He laughs tell me he did think of it. I say you are getting old.

So I say lets go lift the Giglio at mt Carmel on August 14.

He tells me I just had triple bypass I say so? If you die I can't think of a better way to go.