Over here in CA I gotta hold my nose with my left hand and use my right hand to eat. The slice sticks out straight like it's made of cardboard. There's no grease dripping down either. Nobody knows how to make a good slice. Maybe Cortina's in Anaheim. And I did recently try TJ's pizza which is pretty good but nothing and I mean nothing beats NY pizza, sorry Chicago ppl.
When I'm in Jersey or NY, I fold it and eat it. Yum, it's soooo GOOD!! Then I lick the grease dripping down the side of my mouth. GOOD stuff
Foots, you are so right, you need knock around clothes to eat pizza!!