You have to admit, its an interesting menagerie of animals: Trump the bizarro, bombastic, boaster (I think PL would have liked that); Ted (won't you let me take you on a Sea Cruz) trying desperately to latch on to something Republican; Hillary Who - please just go away, we've heard it all before; and Bernie the transplanted Jew from Brooklyn - he's got diamonds on the souls of his shoes. As an alien from Mars steps forward - Take me to your leader.