My barber wanted me to get his daughter a gun for protection.

I asked him why does she thinks she needs it. He said no reason she just wanted one.

I told him are you sure nothing bad has happened to her.

I told him you better sit her down and talk to her. I am pretty sure something bad has happened to her. No one would ask for a gun for no reason.

I also told him I won't get one for her. If she did use it I would be the first one she would give up. He said she would not. I said who am I to her? She would give me up in a heart beat.

Fergie would want a gun if something happen to her or it. I don't know if Fergie is a girl or and it? Maybe both.