Guy #1 is sitting at the bar of the Rainbow Room on the 50th floor of 30 Rockefeller Plaza when he notices Guy #2 gulping down five beers. #2 then goes to the balcony and jumps off. But, a few minutes later, #2 steps off the elevator, goes back to the bar, gulps five more beers--and does it again. Finally, Guy #1 asks #2 how he does it.
"Simple," he says. "The bubbles in the beer give you nice lift. You glide right down and make a soft landing." Guy #1 is convinced. He orders five beers, gulps them down, goes to the balcony, steps off--and SPLAT!
Bartender turns to Guy #2 and says, "You know, you can be such an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
