I literally came within an inch of smashing a 60 inch flat screen the other day.
The last time I came within an inch of smashing a tv screen was when Jimmy Carter returned from his week-long abdication of his presidency at Camp David and smugly proclaimed that "Washington is out of touch"--as if he and Washington had nothing to do with each other.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.