As it will soon be the season for Christmas songs, I'll just say that if I never hear Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' again I would be thrilled.



Also, any song by Guns N Roses or Bonjovi. Die, you talentless hacks.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?