That's a great one Gets, and ya know what, I have no damn clue who said it. I wanna say it sounds like something Lester would say but I don't recall him saying anything like that. Maybe the Bunk or Rawls?
Anyway, here's one
"Y'all are holdin the hat of a bona fide cunner(?) lady. You know what a cunner lady is? Not your moms for sure. Or else you would know better than that bullshit"
