Have ya'll seen the latest Italian sandwich Arby's commercial? Here's a summary:

"The camera is zoomed in on stripes of green, white and red. When the camera zooms out, we realize that is not the Italian flag at all, but in fact a Loaded Italian sandwich! Call the Pope, because Arby's has an idea that might just include getting the Loaded Italian sandwich on the flag."


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."