go the Les Nessman route and throw them out of a helicopter.
Best episode! We watch it every Thanksgiving.
'As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly'
Hysterical. One of the top 20 funniest television scenes of all time. That's right up there with Jim taking his driver's test on "Taxi," and Chuckles the Clown getting killed on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
Have you seen the CNN series on the 70's? They have one just about TV shows. You might like it.
