go the Les Nessman route and throw them out of a helicopter.
Best episode! We watch it every Thanksgiving.
'As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly'
Hysterical. One of the top 20 funniest television scenes of all time. That's right up there with Jim taking his driver's test on "Taxi," and Chuckles the Clown getting killed on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
