Did you get the phone calls and messages too after you got married? Hello, this is us, your mother and I got all this food here, who is gonna eat all this food? We can't eat it all, so just come over.
You get a second phone call. We're waiting here for you. What time are yous coming? Give us a call. AND A third call. Where the hell are yous? We've been waiting here all night. Click.

You call back. We were out of town remember?
That's right, we forgot. I got your food all wrapped up so you can eat it tonight, tomorrow, whenever, it don't matter. Just come pick it up. I'll wait up