Originally Posted By: Alfanosgirl

You got hit with a wooden spoon for being "fresh"



Madonne! Do I remember that. My mother could wield a wooden spoon like a samurai wields a sword. She could strike from anywhere in the kitchen whether she was stirring sauce or pancake batter. I still have the scars.


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