Get this my kids have been on me to eat better for years. My wife makes a terrific meal. My daughter comes over early to make me stuff that she says taste good but is better for me.

First she shows me to bottle of juice like products that has vegetables in it. She puts some in each cup and puts a cover over it. Because she thinks the cover is a turn off. Actually they both taste pretty good. They have to be served cold.

Then my daughter makes me something that looks like over done spaghetti that has stuck to get her. It is made from a squash. She puts some on my dish with my wife gravy and meat balls.

Well it was ok anything is ok as long as it has my wife's gravy and meat balls on it.

So my kids are happy that I ate the shit she made me and those two drinks.

What they don't know after they left I ate reg macaroni. I would never have the shit she made.

On this two drinks they tasted ok, but I can't drink anything too cold anymore. I drink everything at room temperature or I get the freaking runs smile

I just made it to the bathroom.

Kids there a pain in the ass.


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