You ain't catching a speed horse in the slop. Race could have been three miles and it wouldn't have mattered.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the stretch at Belmont might not affect this horse one bit. Plus, half the faggy owners will pull their hoses from the third leg like they usually do anyway.

Espinoza's a classy little fella. I hope he takes the crown. But I still hate Bob Baffert as a trainer.


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