That one night I had too much to drink and I was messing around with pizza boy
Funny you picked me, though. Because that was part of this guy's m.o. Always fucking with me no matter how many times I tried to befriend him.
But I'm sure it was just a coincidence and all in good fun. If I thought otherwise, my attorney would have contacted old Nino by now. I'm sure he'd love to pad his bill by adding cyberstalking to this guy's litany of felonies.
Not that this creep would care. He's thirty years old and still living at home and leeching off his poor parents, who are by all accounts very good people. They don't deserve this. But that's usually the way with junkies.
