I was debating with a friend of a friend on Facebook about the situation in Baltimore. I basically made the argument that it doesn't help ANYBODY when these idiots start attacking innocent bystanders and destroying property and business.

This guy said, word for word: "If a person, group of people, or business benefited from the system then they aren't innocent."

Sounds like the same logic Osama bin Laden used to justify the killing of innocents on 9/11.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis