Originally Posted By: Turnbull
Hillary's lies? Comes with the territory:

"You can keep your doctor"--Obama.
"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq"--W.
"I did not have sex with that woman"--Clinton.
"Watch my lips--no new taxes"--H.W. Bush.
"I don't remember anything about Iran and the Contras"--Reagan.
"I will never lie to you"--Carter

"I am not a crook" -- Horace Debussy "Sach" Jones (rumored to have been ghostwritten by Terence Aloysius "Slip" Mahoney).

"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.